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همه ی دنیام - پ ن پ 1394
چهارشنبه 25 مرداد 1391  07:21 ق.ظ

با سرعت 60 کیلو بایت دارم فیلم دانلود میکنم دوستم اومده میگه:ADSL داری؟

گفتم:پ نه پ دایالاپه بهش ردبول دادم خورده.

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گوشیمو سایلنت کردم، رو میز میلرزه ...
میگه داره زنگ میخوره ؟!؟!
پَ نه پَ خربزه خورده فکر اینجاشو نکرده !!!

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به بابام می گم برو تو حموم و نگا کن سوسک نباشه ...
میگه ای بابا .. می ترسی؟!؟!
پَ نه پَ با احساساتم بازی کرده نمی خوام ریختشو ببینم !

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لاک پشته ما رو دیده ، رفته تو لاکش ...دوستم میگه: ترسیده؟
میگم: پ ن پ ...چشم گذاشته ما بریم قایم بشیم...بدو بریم بــــدو...

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طرف زنگ زده میگه کجایی؟ میگم تو چمران گیر کردم. میگه بزرگراه چمران؟
پـَــــــــ نَ پَــــــــ خونه آقا مصطفی شام دعوتیم گیردادن نمیزارن بیایم

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دوستم میگه اگه سه نفر بت با چاقو حمله کنن، فرار میکنی؟
پَ نه پَ می جنگم میمیرم ذلت نمی پذیرم

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 با دوستم رفتیم بام تهران ... یه یارو تو بانجی جامپینگ داشت بالا پایین میرفت ...
دوستم میگه اگه این کش پاره بشه می خوره زمین داغون می شه؟
پَ نه پَ می خوره زمین هوا میره نمی دونی تا کجا میره ...



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